Friday, November 20, 2015

Jokes 8


A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father went to a local mall. Amazed by almost everything they saw, two shiny, silver walls moving apart and sliding back together again captivated them the most.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father watched with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. 

Finally the walls opened again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son...

"Go get your Mother."

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