Favorite Screen-Written Characters 17

“Stanley Spadowski” ; Michael Richards ; UHF, 1989

“I’m thinkin’ of something orange. Something orange. Give up? It’s an orange. Ok, now I’m thinkin’ of something blue. Something bluuuuuue.”

“Oh, Joel Miller, you’ve just found the marble in the oatmeal. You’re a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. ‘Cause you know why? You get to drink from…the fire hooooose!”