"Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephants."
"My brain is giving me the silent treatment today."
"Y'know what makes me smile? Face muscles."
"I will not rest until I find a cure for insomnia."
~ Humor Hive, Fellow Twitter User
This user tweets a plethora of humorous one-liners so I couldn't just share one; I'm a sucker for a quick-witted turn-of-phrase.
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